- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

whats good about poland... fukk all

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

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