- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

cats are pussies

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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