Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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you are a åsshole :)

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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