The Holocaust

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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