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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Black people having a Job.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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