Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Knock Know! Come in!

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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