- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Choir.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??