- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Help I'm being raped!

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Women

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

eden stop

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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