What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Of course, first door on your left

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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