- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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