Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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"Knock knock." "No."

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Knock knock come in.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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