Are you a tree

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Three black men were walking...

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

Knock, Knock ...

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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