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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

what does a granny look best in? 1950

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

What's red, blue & green all over?

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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