What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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captcha: all yer base

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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