Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Girls soccer

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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