Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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