- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What's funnier than 24? 25

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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