- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

what's the difference between a duck?

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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