Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Church.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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