why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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