What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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women's rights

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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