A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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