Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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