- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

men

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

knock knock come in!

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