Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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this site is an antijoke

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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