Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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