- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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