- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Cool Brian

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

why does column have a letter n?

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Your moms so old. She might die soon

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