Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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I have a gay camel

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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who is awesome? no one...

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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