A ginger was with his friends

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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