What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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