- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Firgen and the blung brigade

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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