- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

I have aids

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

feminism

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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