What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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