What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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