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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

being sober in a bar fight

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Nickleback.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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