- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

I was once a hamster.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Jerry.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

I hate blackniggers

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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