A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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42, that is all

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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I was once a hamster.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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