so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Girls soccer

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

r u smart..... or ur black

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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