A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

gabbi nunez ;)

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Punching a baby

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Women.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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