- Anti Joke

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

your mom

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

VAGINA.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What comes after 69? 70

Choir.

a man walked into a bar....