- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

A ginger was with his friends

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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