- Anti Joke

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Choir.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

VAGINA.

What comes after 69? 70

You read the Terms of Service.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Alex Gedrose.