What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Hello.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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