How are cars made? By magic.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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