- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Guess what? You guessed it.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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