The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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