Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Your momma so fat, she's fat

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

why does column have a letter n?

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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