What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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