- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

I am a joke. I am funny.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

who is awesome? no one...

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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